In response to the writings http://www.vegpeople.com/cgi-bin/gossamer/gforum.cgi?post=138488;guest=1452053

Congratulations: you have managed to beat out every other person on the planet for bullshit theories about how the government is screwing you over.  The person at the top of this post on a vegetarian website (aka the website where hippies meet and discuss yesterdays batch of reefer) states that the government is out to get him: through city driving in Denver. 

1) The government would never waste their time on you

The government is too smart to waste time on your stupid ass.  They are smart enough to realize when they have encountered someone with the rivaled intelligence of a stoned monkey that got stung by a bee.  Wasting their time with you would be hilarious, because you are a stupid fuck, but the government is too busy to deal with you and your hippie ass.  Black Toyota Corollas are not following you around town you piece of dog shit, because parking in all of your spots, or making you "wait" a little bit is probably the biggest waste of life ever.  Nobody wants to talk to you or come in contact with you because you are the only person with their head that far up their ass, so therefore no one would ever follow you around Denver. 

2) NOTE TO HIPPIES: THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT A CONSPIRACY. PEOPLE BELIEVING YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO EXPRESS YOUR OPINIONS IS A CONSPIRACY

The only conspiracy I see here, is the First Amendment, allowing you to actually voice these opinions to people.  I think the founders should've made an eleventh amendment: the right to slap the fuck out of hippies and yuppie libs.