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Idaho...Fact or Fiction? (June, 2005)
I didnt think that the human mind could actually stoop down to this level of stupidity, but I guess after frying
your brain with LSD, it is actually quite possible. In a quote from this "product of enlightment" website about Idaho as a
state:
"Nothing. There is nothing there. We have been so brainwashed by the traditional mapmaking community
to think that if Idaho doesn't exist, then there must be some sort of vacuum there instead. This is nonsense."
Wow. Just wow. iIdon't even know where to begin with this one. This site also states that the Japanese, and
people who are "better at geography" than Americans, would not know anything about Idaho. Well buddy, if a Japanese
guy came up to me and told me to tell him about some region in Japan, I would give HIM a glare, stating that I don't
know and don't care and to step away from me before I go Kung Fu on his ass. PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES
DO NOT CARE ABOUT IDAHO. PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY DON'T CARE ABOUT IDAHO. MAPMAKERS ARE NOT OUT TO "GET
US." You are just intellectually inferior and I want to leave my handprint on your face.
The Flat Earth Society
Again, casually looking through a website, I stumbled upon another website, written by a Charles Johnson.
This guy, along with his followers, believe that the earth is flat, despite overwhelming evidence, no, not evidence, PROOF
that the world is a globe. His evidence for the is that australians don't hang by their toes upside down in Australia.
Funny, I thought gravity took care of that.
However, this reefer toking hippie somehow churned out MORE "proof" that the earth was flat. He looked out at lake
tahoe and outside of his home, noticed it was flat, and walked back inside. Despite satellite photos and flights from
California to Hong Kong, Japan, and other East Asian Cities, this guy still believes that the government is keeping
the real truth from us to form some kind of "conspiracy." However, I have a few thoughts on that myself.
1) Why would the government hide the fact that the earth was flat?
They wouldn't. The only reason the government does anything is for image and money. Saying the Earth
is a globe will give them neither. The government is not bad, hippies, it is there to protect you and to keep you from getting
backhanded and beaten by every intellectual superior being on this planet, primates included. You should be thanking
their asses off, not degrading them with this crock of shit.
2) Lake Tahoe sucks. You suck. Lake Tahoe is small. Your small.
The human eye is one of the most inaccurate measurement tools that we have today. In an area so proportionally small
to the earth such as lake tahoe, the human eye is very much incapable of detecting the curvature on the lake. With more
precision tools however, the curve IS, in fact, there. If you really wanted to prove something to me, look across an
ocean and see if you see the other side. If you can't, then shut up and wait in line with all of your followers to be bitchslapped
by yours truly.
3) Hmm gravity...nope nope, never heard of it.
Again, the government is "forcing" us to believe that gravity exists by teaching it in schools and in everyday life.
What this man does not know, is that this concept is taught, because it, in fact, is true. Why do things fall
to the earth? Gravity. Why when you jump, do you fall back down? Gravity. However, when I bitchslap you hippies, you
are not coming back down.
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